Insurance Jokes

The Insurance business is a serious, and sometimes tough business. However, we do have our moments of Fun and Humor. Here is some of Insurance Humor. Enjoy it!

Insuring Burnt Cars!

A man wanted to buy some insurance for his car, so he went to the insurance company and asked for the list of coverage.

First, there was anti-fire, which has a $200 premium.

Then, there was anti-theft, which had a $150 premium.

At the end, he noticed that there was an anti-fire and anti theft policy for only $50! He asked the receptionist, 'Why in the world do you price the policy for two problems less than that for one problem?'

The receptionist replied 'Simple Sir. Because nobody steals a burnt car!'

Excellent Service

Q : What's the difference between an Actuary and the Mafia Don?

A : The Actuary can tell you how many people will die this year. The Mafia Don can tell you the names of all of them.

Claim Processing

The storage place at Larry and Suzan's burned down, and Suzan called the insurance company.

Suzan: "We had that storage place insured for fifty thousand dollars and I want my money."

Agent: "Well just a minute, Mam, it doesn't work quite like that. First, we will determine the value of the old store and provide you with a new one of equivalent value."

Suzan, after a pause: "well, if this is the case, I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband!"